Another fun day annoying Minkeys...

Some people have little or no common sense. Two days into this week and I seem to work with someone who missed the queue for common sense altogether, to go looking for a 'bride' from the other side of the world.

He has spent £658 in three months calling his 'bride' in Indonesia. Not to bad, if it was his phone bill, but the company phone bill is a different matter! He has finally paid the cash for the bill, but the boss near the big Rock (south of Spain, got apes around it!), is not a happy boss man.

Back to today; the HQ of Minkey Transport had ordered some new office furniture. 5 pieces ordered, and 4 pieces received. So that makes one missing. But no, after a couple of phone calls, the plan to claim the missing package falls apart. The numpty warehouse man signed the delivery paperwork as received, without noting the amount of boxes received. The conversation goes along the lines of;

"But I signed the paperwork, what's the problem?"
You didn't note the amount of pieces received on the drivers delivery paperwork
"But I did on the warehouse receipt note, so that is ok!"
No, because that paperwork means shit to the delivery company and the company we ordered the furniture from!
"But I put 4 pieces on the warehouse receipt note, so it's ok, we only received four boxes!"
You didn't annotate it on the drivers paperwork, and therefore we cannot get the missing piece of furniture, as the company are saying 'they have delivered it'"
"The warehouse receipt note has 4 pieces on it not 5!!"

And so on, until we give up trying to explain to the idiot!

Then the boss gets involved. A great bollocking from the boss this afternoon to the warehouse idiot!

"If he spent more time concentrating on his job and kept his dick in his pants, we wouldn't have this problem now. If he wants to spend nearly £700 on the phone to his 'girlfriend', he can do it in his own time!" (which might be very very soon, when he finally gets sacked!)

I'm just waiting for the next installment of the 'road fund licence challenge'.

So I need an MOT, insurance certificate and the renewal form.

YES!!!!

This happens every 6 months, and every 6 months he tries to get the RFL without 66% of the paperwork, and gets sent away by the Post Office every time!!

HELP, I WORK WITH NUMPTIES!!!